Enter Mr. Formica (Icky Ficky Pt. II) letra

It's been a while
Since you last met me Aeons ago
On ooh crikey,
Right back then
I was a boring git
Who had a social life
As rare as a rocking horse shit,
Bob fucking Catley
Was bardly the word Nuno Bettencourt
A right flamin' nerd,
But now I've returned
A true nineties bloke
Because I've risen my head
An even bigger joke,
My names Mr. Formica
My middle name is probably Keith
I've got my flash & Mr.Sheen
I am now armed to the teeth,
To cook the food
And watch the kids
Wash out the undies
Remove the skids,
Polish the windows
And then watch this morning
Go flower arranging
I'm right fuckin' boring,
The moral of this story
Is don't listen to bands who are shit
Like Magnum for example
'Cos you'll become a real wet git,
At the start of this song
My life had improved
But I've just realised
That it hasn't

Lawnmower Deth - Letras

• A Is For Asswipe
• Anyone For Tinnies
• Bad Toad
• Betty Ford's Clinic
• Cobwoman Of Deth Meets Mr. Smellymop
• Crazy Horses
• Did You Spill My Pint?
• Dodo Doe
• Drunk In Charge Of An Ugly Face
• Egg Sandwich
• Enter Mr. Formica (Icky Ficky Pt. II)
• F.A.T. (Facist And Tubby)
• Feet Cleaner
• Flying Killer Cobs From The Planet Bob
• Goldfish Podge
• Icky Ficky
• Illinois Enema Bandit
• Jaggered Wedge
• Judgement Day (Assume The Position)
• Kids In America
• King Of The Pharaohs
• Lancer With Your Zancer
• Lawnmower Deth
• Lawnmowers For Heroes, Comics For Zeros
• Maim Mower, Maim
• Motorhead
• Paranoid Polaroid
• R.F. Potts
• Rad Dude
• Return Of The Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns
• Satan's Trampoline
• Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower (Skank Mix)
• Sharp Fucka Blades Of Hades
• Sheepdip
• Sorrow (So Dark, So Scared)
• Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall
• Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom
• Up The Junction
• Urban Surfer 125
• Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down